me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep
me: wakes up exhausted
me: ok first of all
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when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye
humans are so harsh to each other. like damn i don’t care if you drink decaf coffee or don’t like to read. we’re all just trying to survive. i love you. i’m proud of you.
fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source
And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape
cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car
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